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Suck it Snow

Todd: What is that noise outside?

Me: It sounds like a vacuum cleaner. Maybe someone got a snow vacuum for Christmas. Why just blow the snow around when you can suck it up?

Todd: A snow vacuum?

Me: Yeah. Think of the money it would save the city from having to haul it away.

Todd: And what would you do with the snow after?
Me: You could put it in your rain barrel to water your garden in the spring. Oh my god, I’m a genius.

Todd: That wouldn’t work. The ice would expand in the winter so it would overflow and by the spring it would evaporate so you’d have about ¼ cup of water left.

Me: I don’t care. I’m calling Dragon’s Den.

Todd: Good luck with that.

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