Me: Good night. (leaning in for a kiss)
Todd: (struggles to reach my lips since we’re both laying on our sides on our pillows, facing each other and we’re both too lazy to sit up on our elbows) Good night.
Me: Kissing is awkward. It would be so much easier if our mouth was where our nose is.
Todd: Even better, it should be up where our forehead is.
Me: That would be perfect.
Todd: I think the Eskimos have it right with the whole nose rubbing thing.