Todd and Brennan went snow boarding for the first time. Both returned home in one piece, but with tender derrieres. That night Todd rubbed some Traumeel on his sore butt and climbed into bed.
I warned him, “You’re going to get cream all over the sheets. Put your underwear on.”
“I’m going to get cream in my underwear!” he yelled back.
“I really don’t think you want the kids to wake up hearing you scream, I’m going to get cream in my underwear from our bedroom,” I laughed.
”We need a bigger house, with the kids further down the hall,” Todd replied, pulling his underwear up.