Archive | February 2012

You are browsing the site archives by date.

Tit Twister

So much stupid shit happens to me when I travel that I thought I’d give the topic its own series. Here’s the first instalment, based on three idiotic situations I somehow found myself in, this past summer in Paris. I’ve decided to give the first its own entry because it’s in a disturbing category of […]

Black & Blue & Cream All Over

Todd and Brennan went snow boarding for the first time. Both returned home in one piece, but with tender derrieres. That night Todd rubbed some Traumeel on his sore butt and climbed into bed. I warned him, “You’re going to get cream all over the sheets. Put your underwear on.” “I’m going to get cream […]